She is my love. My life. My one and only.

Me, to you (via heartsworldsapart)

Not loving you isn’t an option, and even if it was, I would never choose it.
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

basileus-omniworks:

misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

A lot of people could learn from this.

Tourists everywhere on earth need to learn from Thor’s example…

(Source: maxmff, via harryashe)

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fruitcrocs:

giving your first blowjob like 

image

(via antisyntaxfactory)

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daddysblog11:

That moment she knows she’s his.  

daddysblog11:

That moment she knows she’s his.  

(via jacket--off)

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coyotelips:

badbilliejean:

dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is some of the best news I’ve had in days and I want you to be excited about it too

(via harryashe)

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10 Daily Random Facts →

ultrafacts:

The pilot episode of the show “Courage the Cowardly Dog” was actually nominated for an Oscar.

Macklemore worked at a juvenile detention center to help the detainees express themselves by writing and creating rap lyrics.

Will Smith won the first ever Grammy award in the Rap category.

Your…

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intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

(via humortastic)

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Best Honeymoon Destinations →

(Source: crazy-teenagers-in-love, via crazy-teenagers-in-love)

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rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

(via humortastic)

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bootipop:

I got one of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes to keep the light out of your eyes and i was like “haha I wonder what this looks like on” so i took it to the mirror and put it on and then I realized the flaw in my plan

(via humortastic)

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flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via little-mermaid-allyson)

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